Trying to get rid of
a hangover can be like trying to get rid of your noisy next-door
neighbors. It just won’t leave, and it certainly
won’t give you any peace and quiet. The pounding
headache, the nausea, the spinning room, the fatigue, the weakness, the
stomach ache and the knotted bowls are there to stay whether you like
it or not.
There are a million different folk remedies and medications that claim
they can help you get rid of a hangover, and while some may work better
than others, there really isn’t anyway you can alleviate it
immediately. The best things I’ve found to help get
rid of a hangover are time and fluids. Hangovers are chiefly
caused by two things; dehydration and the alcohol metabolite
acetalaldehyde. Bringing in a lot of fluids will help
alleviate both of these problems. Dehydration is obviously
helped when you drink fluids, and the alcohol metabolites will also
hasten their departure from your body if you are flushing them out with
plenty of liquid.
So just drinking a lot of water, juices, or Gatorade can help you get
rid of your hangover faster. The only problem is it can be
hard to do so if you are extremely nauseas. If you are
nauseas, don’t force yourself to drink. Take very
small sips, and steadily increase your fluid intake as you feel
better. Once your nausea has subsided enough for you to eat,
you are in the clear. If you can keep a meal down you can
then drink fluids more rapidly, as well as take any medications you
want to help treat your hangover. The medications I recommend
most are common analgesics, like ibuprofen, or aspirin, and aluminum
hydroxide to settle your stomach.
Of course, the best way I’ve found to get rid of a hangover
is to develop a time machine, go back in time to just prior to drinking
the night before, and then tie myself up so that I can’t
drink. This kind of preventative action really is the only
way to get rid of a hangover. Unfortunately, I refuse to
share my secrets for time travel with you. The next best
thing is to convince yourself not to drink so much in the first
place. While not as fun as time travel, a little moderation
in your festivities will go a long way to help you get rid of a
hangover.