Hair, hair,
hair! Everybody wants it on their head, but not on their
body. What happened to the old days when it was cool to have
a bushy chest and beard scruff? These days, body hair removal
is the issue at hand. People no longer find it attractive to
have body hair. This fascination has leapt beyond men shaving
their faces, and women keeping their legs and armpits smooth.
The modern man it supposed to be virtually hair free from neck to
waist. What a hassle!
Body hair removal is
tackled in many fashions these days. If you're wealthy, you
probably just get a routine wax job at the local spa. For the
rest of us middle-classers body hair removal can be a rather tedious
chore. Okay, everyone decided after the 70's that back hair
was just nasty. Well, maybe they always felt this way, but
the issue was kept quiet. Anyway, once the 90s hit, many men
of society found it essential to rid themselves of chest hair as
well. This way the ripped torso can be exposed, if you
actually have one. Whether you're resorting to a painful home
wax job, or simply taking the Mach 3 to the pecks, body hair removal
can be messy.
Being a fan of
humans looking like people instead of bears, I practice a brief regime
of body hair removal. When you start getting a little on the
lower back a tad on the shoulders you may want to take
action. However, simply clipping or trimming the chest hair
can be an enhancement. This way you keep the chest hair, but
avoid looking like Grisly Adams. I met a co-worker once, who
was a big fitness buff. He claimed that body hair removal was
a must. When I asked him his routine, he said that he shaved
from neck to toe, twice a week in the shower. I was
stunned. He claimed it was easy, and only took him a total of
15 minutes. Men are getting more and more concerned with this
as time goes on. Bald abs is just what's considered
hot!
While body hair removal may sound like a gut-wrenching process, it
doesn't have to amount to much. We certainly have electric
shavers and trimmers available to suit most people. Even if
you prefer a blade, there are countless options on the market
today. Since the days of manly men with Kodiac chests are
behind us, you might as well put away the button downs that you once
left hanging open, unless you're going to hop on the hair free
bandwagon.